The Top 5 Things One Might Hear on NRA Radio

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April 28, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The National Rifle Association has launched a
private news company that offers a daily Internet
talk show and plans to acquire TV and radio stations.

We anticipate that LOTS of you will have responses to
today's list, so please address your messages accordingly:

Haters:
Lovers:

The Top 5 Things One Might Hear on NRA Radio

"Calm down, caller, and let's go through our checklist... Number one: Was the other hunter approaching you in a threatening manner?"
"That little gem was 'I Shot the Sheriff -- and the Deputy, the Warden, a Couple of Guards, a Meter Maid, a Vending Machine, Three or Four Plants....'"
"And here comes another Ted Nugent rock block... Holy crap! How many albums did Ted record?"
"Bud Light salutes you, Mr. Gun-Toting Bambi-Killer."
and the Number 1 Thing One Might Hear on NRA Radio...
"Here's a long-distance dedication from Mike of Idaho. He writes, 'Dear Casey, could you play LL Cool J's 'One Shot at Love' for my girlfriend, Denise, who broke up with me last week after I shot her 'cause I thought she was a burglar?"

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Selected from 110 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 1 (6th #1) Website
Ashley Deckard, Houston, TX -- 2
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, Honorable Mention list name
Wayne Kierstead, West Linn, OR -- 3
Matt Maynard, Orange Park, FL -- 3
Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 4 Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 4
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 5
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- Topic
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Runner Up list name Website
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
James, Manchester, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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