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April 29, 2004


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The Top 5 Celebrity Contributions to Humanity


    1. Anna Nicole Smith -- Proved once and for all that bigger isn't *always* better.

    2. Michael Jackson -- Continuously provides tantalizing evidence of the possibility of extra-terrestrial life.

    3. Jessica Simpson -- Proved to young girls everywhere that you can achieve anything if you just put your breasts to it.

    4. Mel Gibson -- Alerted the world to the cruel and unusual nature of crucifixion, leading to the discontinuation of the practice in the United States.

      and the Number 1 Celebrity Contribution to Humanity...

    5. Paul Lynde -- Invented the deadly art of Sneer Fu.

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Selected from 304 submissions from 157 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 1 (Woohoo!)
  • Bryan Hall, Brooklyn, NY -- 2
  • Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad, Iraq -- 3
  • Bo Najdrovsky, Plano, TX -- 4
  • Ron Gee, whereabouts unknown -- 5
  • Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 5
  • Gloria Monti, Oberlin, OH -- Banner Tag (Rookie!)
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- RU/HM list names
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Shawn Phillips, Fort Worth, TX -- Ambience   (explanation)

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