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Please detach here before returning. May 1, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 16 Signs the Terrorists Have Already Won Your daughter claims her scanty attire is a silent "anti-burqa" protest. Patriot Act fails to prevent Celine Dion from invading Las Vegas. Playing with bubble-wrap earns you a trip to Guantanamo Bay. © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.