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May 2, 2005


The Top 5 Signs Your Favorite
Band Has Lost Something


    1. Guns 'n' Roses: "Welcome to McDonald's! We've got Double Cheese! You can add fries to anything you want -- may I take your order, please?"

    2. Cake: Can only get gigs at state fairs, and only if they agree to add "Funnel" to their name.

    3. Bachman-Turner Overdrive: "Takin' Care of Business" now includes a verse extolling the benefits of incorporating in the Caymans.

    4. ELO: DOA.

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Favorite Band Has Lost Something...

    5. Crosby, Stills and Nash: Uh-oh -- now they're "Crosby, Stills, Nash and Hung."



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Selected from 140 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 3
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 4 Website
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5, Topic
  • Naomi Rose, Farmingdale, NY -- Banner tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Soul Asylum, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience   (explanation)

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