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TopFive.com
Produced in a facility that contains nut products.
May 3, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

We've got a special treat for everyone this week.
In what will henceforth be a regular TopFive custom,
we're turning the list-compiling chores over to our
ClubTop5 members. We send the raw list submissions to
a ClubTop5er who fashions them into a finished list.

YOU should discover the splendors of a ClubTop5 membership!

Our very first guest ClubTop5 moderator:

Naomi Rose of Farmingdale, NY


The Top 5 Signs Your Prom Date Is William Hung


    1. He manages to tear your dress, trash your corsage and step on *both* your feet dancing, but that doggone goofy charm convinces you to give it up anyway.

    2. Despite his embarrassing performance in the back seat of his car, his earnest demeanor landed him a $25,000 porno deal.

    3. His tux? The limo? The hotel room? Everything has been rented for just 15 minutes.

    4. "Our next song is by request -- for the fifth time tonight, not that we're counting... 'She Bangs!'"

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Prom Date Is William Hung...

    5. Fox has already cleared three nights of its fall schedule to accommodate a series documenting the evening, with rights to a second one covering the after-party.

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 15-item list!



Selected from 92 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 1 (20th #1) Website
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 2
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 2
  • John H. Spencer, San Carlos, CA -- 3
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 3
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 3
  • Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 3
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 4
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 5
  • Matt Maynard, Orange Park, FL -- 5
  • Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 5
  • Naomi Rose, Farmingdale, NY -- Topic, List moderator
  • Gloria Monti, Oberlin, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- RU list name Website
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Sting, Wallsend, Northumberland, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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