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May 5, 2003



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The Top 16 Things That Can Get
a Guy Banned From the Men's Union


    1. You rhapsodize about taking that chick with the great rack home from the bar for a long night of sweet cuddling and General Foods International Coffee.

    2. "Ewww, gross! Two women kissing!"

    3. You turn down playoff tickets so you can watch Cher's farewell concert on TV.

    4. Your "Bridges of Madison County" lunch box.
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