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May 5, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

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handling the list-compiling duties:

Liz Scott of Madison, AL

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The Top 5 Tips Donald Trump
Has for His New Apprentice


    1. "Never, EVER schedule me for an interview with Barbara Walters. I am not now, nor do I ever intend to be, 'Mista Twump.'"

    2. "Never blur the line between servility and civility."

    3. "Plant your corn early. Yeah, I never understood that one either when I was growing up."

    4. "After a long, *successful* day with the boss, only the *medicated* Chapstick will do."

      and the Number 1 Tip Donald Trump Has for His New Apprentice...

    5. "If you think the selection process compromised your integrity, wait until you're actually WORKING for me."

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Selected from 79 submissions from 30 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 2
  • Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 2
  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 3, HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Liz Scott, Madison, AL -- Topic, List moderator
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- HM list name
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Cindy Lee Berryhill, San Diego, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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