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This list recorded in high-fidelity Laff-Surround (TM) May 6, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 16 Things That Can Get a Gal Banned From the Women's Union "Okay, I admit it: More than six cats may be a bit excessive." You regularly clean your ears out with a screwdriver. Instead of brushing your teeth on a Saturday morning, you use leftover beer as a mouthwash. You delay the decision to take your mom off life support until after the World Series. © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.