The Top 5 Signs You Won't Be Giving a Commencement Speech

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The Top 5 Signs You Won't
Be Giving a Commencement Speech

Not only are you a proud C student, but three years in, you still pronounce it "nook-culer."
The only thing you're about to commence is 25-to-life.
You can't even look at tassels without waving a folded-up dollar bill in the air.
No shirt, no shoes, no speech.
and the Number 1 Sign You Won't Be Giving a Commencement Speech...
Your highest "degree" is an honorary mail-order GED.

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