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May 7, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

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The Top 5 Least Successful Fad Diets


    1. SlumFast: Eat only what your daily allotment of food stamps will buy.

    2. Ruben Studdard's Sing the Pounds Off Plan

    3. HBO Diet: What we want to feed you, when we want to feed you. And you'll be endlessly grateful for it, too.

    4. The Un-Brando Diet: Share meals with Marlon Brando; eat everything he doesn't.

      and the Number 1 Least Successful Fad Diet...

    5. The Anna Nicole Diet: Nothing but well-aged pork.

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Selected from 110 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 3
  • Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 4
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Paul Salyer, San Antonio, TX -- Topic, List moderator
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Fad, New York, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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