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Now available on DVD with comment track by Bea Arthur. May 9, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! ~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~ PETA has asked Hamburg, New York, to change its name to "Veggieburg." Yes, really. What other changes might they have in mind? The Top 15 Other Wacky Changes Proposed by PETA Fishnet stockings should now be called "catch-and-release hosiery." "Beating your meat" now to be known as "petting your hand-raised chinchilla." Reintroduce Wolf Blitzer into the wild. Pamplona, Spain, will now host the Running of the Noses. © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.