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May 10, 1996


The Top 5 Signs Ronald McDonald Is Growing Up


    1. Finally realizes that Pauly Shore isn't funny.

    2. That telltale bottle of Clairol Fire Engine Red #4 in his shower.

    3. Seen with Jack-in-the-Box at strip clubs stuffing fries down g-strings.

    4. Three kids injured in unfortunate stubble incident.

      and the Number 1 Number 1 Sign Ronald McDonald Is Growing Up...

    5. Has a McBeergut.

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Selected from 108 submissions by 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Jesse Guidry, New Orleans, LA -- 1
  • Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA -- 2 (Hall of Famer)
  • Galen Komatsu, Hawaii -- 3
  • Steve Maybo, Carlsbad, CA -- 4 (Hall of Famer)
  • Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA -- 5
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- Topic (Hall of Famer)
  • Chris White, San Diego, CA -- List moderator, Topic

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