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TopFive.com
Sometimes you don't.
May 11, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

These days, many service companies these days
are out-sourcing their customer support work
to overseas companies for economic reasons.


The Top 5 Signs the Call Center Employee
You're Dealing With Is Overseas


    1. "I'm sorry, Wing-Ma took the morning off for maternity leave. She'll be back after lunch."

    2. "Boy, what a commute this morning. My bus plunged off a mountainside -- again!"

    3. "Hi, my name is Bob Deathtoamerica. How may I help you?"

    4. "Would you like to add the extended service agreement for an additional 80 wildebeest furs?"

      and the Number 1 Sign the Call Center Employee You're Dealing With Is Overseas...

    5. "I am sorry, but it is quite sunny here today, so I have no place to stick your overdraft notice."

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Selected from 107 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 2
  • Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 3
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 4, 5
  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- Topic
  • Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- Banner Tag
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU/HM list names Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Blondie, New York, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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