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TopFive.com is now a smoke-free zone!
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May 13, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Even the crappiest of movies somehow find seemingly
glowing quotes to use in promotional ads. We think
it's because they're omitting a vital part of the
original quote -- and we're going to prove it!
The Top 16 Missing Parts of Movie Ad Quotes
- "Arnold Schwarzenegger has never been funnier!" ... "Too bad this was a *drama*."
- "Stallone delivers!" ... "his lines like a heavily medicated lab monkey."
- "A perfect date movie!" ... "if you never want to see that clingy loser again."
- "Two thumbs way up!" ... "my rectum would be less painful than sitting through this movie again."
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