The Top 5 Things You Don't Want to Hear at a Parent-Teacher Conference

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May 13, 2004

The Top 5 Things You Don't Want to
Hear at a Parent-Teacher Conference

"Oh, I wouldn't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. It's highlyunlikely that Billy will *actually* kill you at midnight tonight with the turkey-carving knife that has been mysteriously missing since the cat disappeared."
"I want to discuss Jimmy's reflexive flinching every time I raise my hand."
"Generally, your son is a good kid. And if it weren't for all the damning the other children to an eternity of suffering, anguish and torture in hell, I'd probably pass him."
"Have you considered home-schooling? No? *Would* you consider home-schooling? Please?"
and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear at a Parent-Teacher Conference...
"This is one child we're leaving behind."

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