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Raised naturally on a balanced vegetarian diet. May 15, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. We've also got a Certified Filthy! version of today's list for our ClubTop5 members to see. Don't miss out -- get the entire list EVERY day and more perks than you can shake a stick at. Join today! ~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~ More than 100 men and women gathered in San Francisco recently for the second annual public "Masturbate-a-Thon." Organizers said volunteers "overcame their inhibitions in a safe environment" and raised money for charity. The Top 12 Pickup Lines Used at the Masturbate-a-Thon "Doesn't it seem strange to be doing this? I mean, without a keyboard in front of you?" "This reminds me of Hands Across America. Only slimier." "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.