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TopFive.com
Warning: Hurricane Season Approaching!
May 18, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The adult movie industry was recently shut down
for a while due to an HIV scare. Four actors
tested positive and filming was halted until it
was once again deemed safe to do adult things again.

During their forced hiatus, adult movie actors
still had to pay their bills -- and our crack
TopFive investigative team learned they did so
by making "safe" adult movies, without any sex.


The Top 5 "Safe Porn" Movies
(R-rated)


    1. Debbie Does Bupkis

    2. Papa's Celibate Condition

    3. White Men Can't Hump

    4. Girl on Girl, Interrupted

      and the Number 1 "Safe Porn" Movie...

    5. All Quiet on the Wankin' Front

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 10-item list!



Selected from 155 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (8th #1)
  • Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS -- 2
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3, 5, Topic Website
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 4
  • Art Kinderbuch, Alexandria, VA -- 5
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- List moderator
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- Runner Up list name
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Captain Beefheart, Glendale, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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