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May 18, 2005


The Top 5 Paris Hilton Pet Peeves
(Part I)


    1. Andy Warhol's ghost constantly showing up with a stop watch.

    2. "Since that pudge skank Nicole lost all that weight, now I look like a *fat* size 4."

    3. When you go to buy a new Bentley and they don't have one with an interior that complements your dog's Prada rain slicker?

    4. Caterpillars that crawl in one ear and take, like, an hour before crawling out the other side.

      and the Number 1 Paris Hilton Pet Peeve...

    5. No Nobel prize for skankery.



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