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May 19, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today's list was compiled from submissions sent in
by our charming and loquacious ClubTop5 members.
The Top 16 Signs Your
Doctor's Degree Is Bogus
(Part I)
- Asks you if you'd like fries with your pelvic exam.
- "Let's mix things up a little. How about you grab *me*, and *I'll* turn my head and cough?"
- He says that the best way to do your heart bypass surgery is to go through your stomach, "you know, because of that saying."
- This may be the only clinic your HMO covers, but you're pretty sure what your doctor is doing isn't the "reasonable and customary" way to perform an artificial insemination.
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