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May 19, 2004


The Top 5 Pick-Up Lines Used by News Anchors


    1. "How about giving me a little headline?"

    2. "I'm horny as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

    3. "I put the 'bed' in embed!"

    4. "Tension has been building for days. For an on-the-scene report, I take you now live, down to my pants."

      and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by News Anchors...

    5. "Coming up in our next segment: my manly part!"

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Selected from 94 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 1 (21st #1)
  • Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad, Iraq -- 2
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 4
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 5
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- List moderator
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Banner Tag Website
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Runner Up list name
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Anchorhead, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience   (explanation)

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