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Top5 feels good, like Jell-O in my pants.
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May 20, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today's list was compiled from submissions sent in
by our elegant and garrulous ClubTop5 members.
The Top 16 Signs Your
Doctor's Degree Is Bogus
(Part II)
- Your gynecologist begins every exam with a hearty "Open sesame!"
- Closer inspection of his diploma reveals the "As Seen on TV" logo and Sally Struthers's signature.
- Prostate exams should not include shots of tequila "to loosen you up a bit."
- When you tell him you think you have a staph infection, he says, "Hell, bring 'em all in -- I could use the extra business."
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