The Top 5 Signs You're Eating a 25-Year-Old Happy Meal

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May 21, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

McDonald's "Happy Meal" is celebrating
its 25th anniversary of bringing toys and
bad nutrition to youngsters everywhere.

The Top 5 Signs You're Eating a 25-Year-Old Happy Meal

The condiments include salt, pepper, ketchup and sweet, sweet cocaine.
The fries are cold as ice... they're willing to sacrifice your love.
The Michael Jackson trading card inside has some black guy on it.
You broke a French fry in half and counted the grease rings.
and the Number 1 Sign You're Eating a 25-Year-Old Happy Meal...
The collectible Gary Coleman trading card draws your attention to the real Gary Coleman working the grill in the back.

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Selected from 106 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 1 (11th #1) Website
Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS -- 2
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 3
Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 3
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 3
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4, Runner Up list name
Peter Rogers, Melbourne, Australia -- 5
Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
The Turtles, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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