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Hand-built by pants-wearing robot monkeys.
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May 22, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Two male pilots at Southwest Airlines were fired
recently for taking off their uniforms and flying
a plane nearly naked. As if that weren't enough,
a businessman announced the creation of the
first-ever naked airline, with its first
flight scheduled to go from Miami to Cancun.
What is this world coming to? And more
importantly, how can I get a ticket?
The Top 15 Differences on a Naked Airline Flight
- You don't instinctively panic when someone yells, "We're going down!"
- "Sorry about that turbulence, ladies and gentlemen -- my co-pilot grabbed the wrong stick."
- You lowered your window shade, but you can still see a full moon. Six of 'em, in fact.
- It's much easier to tell when somebody's coming down the aisle with nuts.
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