The Top 5 Signs You Need Anger-Management Counseling

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May 24, 2004

The Top 5 Signs You Need Anger-Management Counseling
(Part I)

You've broken seven nails trying to get the lid off the stupid Valium bottle.
Every time a waiter puts your glass down from the wrong side you fire a warning shot into his groin.
You once kicked your kitten across the room for sneezing during your favorite episode of "Mama's Family."
The vein in your forehead throbs so violently, it just knocked out the man in line ahead of you.
and the Number 1 Sign You Need Anger-Management Counseling...
You were shocked to learn the folks on Trading Spaces use *tools* to make holes in walls.

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Selected from 115 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 1 (3rd #1) Website
Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS -- 2
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 3
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 4
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Oasis, Manchester, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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