The Top 5 Signs You Need Anger-Management Counseling

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May 25, 2004

The Top 5 Signs You Need
Anger-Management Counseling
(Part II)

You cold-cocked Grandma when she burned the French toast.
It's either that or the Oxycontin that makes you twitch uncontrollably whenever someone says the word "Hillary."
You got kicked off the debate team after one too many "F*** off, ***hole!" rebuttals.
"What kind of thick-headed sales-skank runs out of friggin' Thin Mints?"
and the Number 1 Sign You Need Anger-Management Counseling...
Your defense against the charges of felony possession of a firearm and reckless endangerment of a child: "That goddam Weeble wobbled, but it wouldn't fall down!"

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Selected from 115 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

John H. Spencer, San Carlos, CA -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website
Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4, HM list name
Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 5
Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 5
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Racer X, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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