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May 26, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Tired of paying out the ying-yang at
the gas pumps? Don't get mad -- get even!


The Top 5 Ways We Can Stick It to the Oil Companies


    1. Don't need a penny? Take one anyway, my friend. Hell, take 'em all.

    2. Buy all new vehicles from Bedrock Motors.

    3. Start a rumor that car exhaust is warming the earth, with disastrous consequences looming; watch gas sales plummet as vehicle sizes shrink.

    4. Stop styling your hair. (Antonio Banderas only)

      and the Number 1 Way We Can Stick It to the Oil Companies...

    5. Four words: President Ed Begley, Jr.

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Selected from 130 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 1 (9th #1)
  • Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 2
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3, 5, RU list name Hall of Famer
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 4
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Gloria Monti, Oberlin, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Earl Slick, Brooklyn, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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