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May 26, 2004
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Tired of paying out the ying-yang at
the gas pumps? Don't get mad -- get even!
The Top 5 Ways We Can Stick It to the Oil Companies
- Don't need a penny? Take one anyway, my friend. Hell, take 'em all.
- Buy all new vehicles from Bedrock Motors.
- Start a rumor that car exhaust is warming the earth, with disastrous consequences looming; watch gas sales plummet as vehicle sizes shrink.
- Stop styling your hair. (Antonio Banderas only)
and the Number 1 Way We Can Stick It to the Oil Companies...
- Four words: President Ed Begley, Jr.
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- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3, 5, RU list name Hall of Famer
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 4
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
- Gloria Monti, Oberlin, OH -- Banner Tag
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Earl Slick, Brooklyn, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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