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May 27, 2004


The Top 5 Things We Miss the Most About High School


    1. Slow-dancing to Stairway to Heaven at the prom and when that fast part of the song came on, you didn't know whether to keep slow-dancing or separate and dance fast or do something in-between so eventually you just said "screw it" and ran out to the parking lot to puke up some peach Schnapps.

    2. Sexual abstinence was still a choice -- not a sad, pathetic, soul-destroying reality.

    3. Watching through the hole in the locker-room wall as gorgeous cheerleaders soaped up each other's nubile young bodies in the shower. (movie high schools only)

    4. Ms. LeTourneau. Good God, how I miss Ms. LeTourneau.

      and the Number 1 Thing We Miss the Most About High School...

    5. The sensual sheen of the lunch lady's forehead as a single tantalizing droplet of glistening sweat escaped from her hairnet and danced temptingly down her nose.

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Selected from 97 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 1 (22nd #1)
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2, HM list name Website
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 2
  • Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 2 Website
  • Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 3
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 4, 5
  • Denny Packard, Paris, France -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Brian Warner, Canton , OH -- Ambience   (explanation)

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