The Top 5 Drawbacks of Face Transplants

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May 28, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Doctors in Kentucky are asking an ethics panel at
the University of Louisville School of Medicine for
permission to perform a the world's first face transplant.

Can you say "can of worms"?

The Top 5 Drawbacks of Face Transplants
(Part I)

If you happen to get one of Michael Jackson's old ones, you could never teach third grade again.
Saving face now requires dry ice and extra attic space.
Local punks keep stealing the jar by Eleanor Rigby's door.
When you do a face-plant while riding your mountain bike, it's embarrassing having to send a Secret Service agent back to pick it up.
and the Number 1 Drawback of Face Transplants...
You wanted Mary Kate, but dammit, they gave you Ashley!

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