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Always consult your physician before reading a humor list.
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May 30, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
A reporter for the New York Times was fired recently
for fabricating stories, plagiarizing stories, etc.
"But Chris," you ask, "How can *I* know if a reporter
is telling the truth?" I'm sooooo glad you asked....
The Top 16 Signs a Newspaper Reporter
Isn't Being Completely Honest
- Has a framed picture of Geraldo Rivera on his desk.
- His latest headline: "President's New Tax Plan Benefits Hotties Willing to Sleep With This Reporter."
- "And then the thief charged $20,000 to your credit card? How horrible! What's the number on your new card?"
- All of his stories take place in made-up places like "Idaho" and "Wyoming."
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