The Top 5 Signs Your Cat May Be Planning to Kill You

TopFive

  Index
  About Us

  Previous Lists
  Greatest Hits
  Hall of Fame

  You Really Like Us!

  Store    Privacy
  Links!   Contact

What' s this?

Members Only

ClubTop5

Subscribe

Top5/ClubTop5

Little Fivers

Sponsored Links

Natural remedies
for people & pets

Long Lost Friends:
Used/Rare Books

The Bible Online

May 31, 1996

The Top 5 Signs Your Cat May Be Planning to Kill You

Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.
Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.
Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.
You find a piece of paper labeled "MY WIL" which says "LEEV AWL 2 KAT."
and TopFive.com's Number 1 Sign Your Cat May Be Planning to Kill You...
Now sharpens claws on your car's brake lines.

Selected from 91 submissions by 27 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA -- 1
Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA -- 2
E Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 3
Galen Komatsu, Hawaii -- 3
Dave George, Arlington, VA -- 4
Gayle Ehrenman, New York, NY -- 5 (Rookie!)
Caroline Gennity, Queens, NY -- Topic




	© Copyright 1994-2008. All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.