The Top 5 Drawbacks of Face Transplants

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June 1, 2004

The Top 5 Drawbacks of Face Transplants
(Part II)

Only three days after donating your face, you've already blown the fifty bucks on Lotto and malt liquor.
Your physique is so poor the transplant rejects it.
Your dog won't play with you and you haven't been able to hug your toddler for a week. Your husband, though, is on cloud nine.
One good hard sneeze and suddenly your co-workers are calling you "Skeletor."
and the Number 1 Drawback of Face Transplants...
Evidently, the stupid friggin' guys at the morgue don't know the difference between Demi Moore and Michael Moore.

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