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June 1, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

If there were ever a list that warranted paying for
a Top5 Deluxe ($9.95) or ClubTop5 ($17.95) subscription,
this would be it. It's one of our funniest EVER.


The Top 5 Star Wars
Euphemisms for Anal Sex


    1. Taking refuge on the moon of Rear-Endor

    2. Pushing Little Boba into the Sarlacc pit

    3. Shooting rump rats in Beggar's Canyon

    4. Besieging Count Poopu

      and the Number 1 Star Wars Euphemism for Anal Sex...

    5. "Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"



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Selected from 141 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1, 3, 5 (65th #1) (Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
  • Mel Clark, Kalamazoo, MI -- 2 (ClubTop5!)
  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 4
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Butthole Surfers, San Antonio, TX -- Ambience   (explanation)

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