The Top 5 Signs a Clown Is Hiding Dark Secrets

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June 2, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Spanky, a clown with the renowned Ringling Brothers
and Barnum & Bailey Circus, has been arrested on
charges stemming from a child porn investigation.

The Top 5 Signs a Clown Is Hiding Dark Secrets

Likes to point out that he could fit even more clowns in his little car if he weren't restricted to using whole bodies.
The seltzer in Goldy's bottle is yellow and smells faintly of asparagus.
He calls himself "Kooclucks" and his trademark stunt is juggling burning crosses.
Every airport and every security line, it's the same thing: "Sir, please remove your shoes."
and the Number 1 Sign a Clown Is Hiding Dark Secrets...
That liquid squirting from the plastic flower? Pure, unadulterated bile.

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Selected from 136 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

John H. Spencer, San Carlos, CA -- 1 (2nd #1)
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 2
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3
Brian M. Klesc, Dallas, TX -- 4
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 5
Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Topic
Gloria Monti, Oberlin, OH -- Banner Tag
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Lenny Kravitz, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)




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