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Remember, kids: Be like Gallant, not like Goofus.
June 2, 1997


The Top 5 Signs You Drank Too Much This Weekend


    1. Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's VomitMan!"

    2. The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.

    3. Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying onions.

    4. Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.

      and the Number 1 Sign You Drank Too Much This Weekend...

    5. You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge.



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Selected from 137 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

    • Martell Stroup, Reno, NV -- 1 (1st #1!) Email
    • Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA -- 2, Topic Email
    • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 3 Email
    • Paul Lara, Temple, TX -- 4 Email
    • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 5 Email / Website
    • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor

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