The Top 5 Signs You Have Too Many Children

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June 4, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Michelle Duggar of Arkansas delivered her *15th*
child last week, and she may be ready for more.
The baby's father, former state legislator
Jim Bob Duggar, said he leaves the decision up
to Michelle on whether to have more children.

The Top 5 Signs You Have Too Many Children

Clothes have been handed down so much that your toddler's jeans look like a thong.
You have no trouble whatsoever meeting Kathie Lee's production quotas.
The Department of Homeland Security has an entire wing devoted to listening in on your baby monitors.
During your latest C-section, they closed the incision with Velcro.
and the Number 1 Sign You Have Too Many Children...
The fact that your children finish their vegetables is the *reason* there are children starving in Africa.

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