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Please respond by September 30, 2001.
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June 5, 2003
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The Top 16 Commencement Speech Quotes
- Bill Gates: "Hello, class of 2003. By the time I was your age, I had already started Microsoft, you losers."
- Simon Cowell: "You have *got* to be the stupidest-looking graduates I've *ever* seen. I'm serious. You may as well just give up on life right now and go home and hang yourselves."
- George W. Bush: "If you don't think the economy is good, then last year's graduates have already won."
- Ted Williams: "Is it just me, or is it *really* cold in here?"
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