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Humor expires 6/30/2005.
June 6, 2005


The Top 5 Signs You're
Not Cut Out for Parenthood


    1. "It's all right, Honey, I washed her on the 'delicate' cycle!"

    2. You really enjoy watching the birthing film -- backwards!

    3. You're embarrassed to be seen with your 2-year-old daughter because those designer diapers make her ass look fat.

    4. Rather than shell out for toys, you told kids Santa intentionally flew sleigh into skyscraper.

      and the Number 1 Sign You're Not Cut Out for Parenthood...

    5. "Make a poo-poo, do a shot!"



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Selected from 131 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 1 (25th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3 Website
  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 4
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- Topic
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Parental Advisory, Atlanta, GA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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