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TopFive.com
Listos -- the Freshmaker!
June 7, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

MTV has launched its own brand of condoms
in an attempt to make it less embarrassing
for young people to buy contraception.


The Top 5 Slogans for MTV Condoms


    1. Fo' Shizzle, Don't Get Jizzle Drizzle in Her Vagizzle

    2. Cover Your Carson, Daily!

    3. Buy Our Condoms or We'll Play This Avril Lavigne Video!

    4. U2 Should Cover Your Bono

      and the Number 1 Slogan for MTV Condoms...

    5. Because Eventually It'll Be *Your* Turn With Christina Aguilera

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 17-item list!



Selected from 171 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 1 (13th #1)
  • Yoram Puius, New York, NY -- 2
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 4 Website
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5, RU list name
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 5
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 5
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
  • Naomi Rose, Farmingham, NY -- Banner tag
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • ZZ Top, Houston, TX -- Ambience   (explanation)

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