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Do not taunt Happy Fun List.
June 8, 2004


The Top 5 Appropriate Ways
to Die on the Job


    1. Florist: Confused a pistil with a pistol.

    2. Roofer: Shingles.

    3. Pilot: Flu.

    4. Standup comedian: Killed.

      and the Number 1 Appropriate Way to Die on the Job...

    5. Actuary: Struck by lightning. Twice. Indoors.

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Selected from 125 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 1 (19th #1)
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3 (Hat trick!)
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 5
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- List moderator
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- Topic
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Grateful Dead, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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