The Top 5 Signs You Were Conceived From Old Sperm

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June 10, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A baby boy was recently born after being
conceived with sperm frozen 21 years earlier
in what scientists said was a new record.

Something tells me this particular list is going
to get flagged by quite a few spam filters. ;-)

The Top 5 Signs You Were Conceived From Old Sperm

Every time you see a wad of Kleenex, you get homesick.
You like your diapers hiked way up into your armpits.
When asked how old you are, you hold up your fingers in Roman numerals.
You relate to Trekkies because you also had to wait 25 years for your first contact with female genitalia.
and the Number 1 Sign You Were Conceived From Old Sperm...
Your mom is Anna Nicole Smith.

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Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 1 (13th #1)
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Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 4
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Billy Squier, Wellesley Hills, MA -- Ambience (explanation)




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