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With sweet treats and surprises for the little buckaroos! June 12, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 15 Backhanded Compliments (Part II) "Relax, sweetie -- your sexual performance was perfectly adequate." "Your plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor!" "You're smart to do your laundry on Saturday night, when everyone else is out." © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.