The Top 5 Reasons Your Show Didn't Win a Tony

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June 13, 2005

The Top 5 Reasons Your Show Didn't Win a Tony

Your version of Spamalot involved Dom DeLuise, three cases from Hormel and a fork.
"Starring Russell Crowe as Alexander Graham Bell!"
Devastating personal media attacks by the Chorus Line Dancers for Truth.
Equal representation concerns aside, The Scrotum Soliloquies was simply a very bad idea.
and the Number 1 Reason Your Show Didn't Win a Tony...
It's a conspiracy by the gay elite to keep straighty down!

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Selected from 103 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 1 (16th #1)
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2, Banner Tag
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 3 Hall of Famer
Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 4
Chris Padar, Prospect Heights, IL -- 5 (ClubTop5!)
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- Topic Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Wilson Pickett, Prattville, AL -- Ambience (explanation)




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