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June 14, 2004
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
The Olsen Twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley,
celebrated their 18th birthdays yesterday.
Gentlemen, start your engines....
The Top 5 Ways We Celebrated the Olsen Twins' 18th Birthdays
- Placed opening bets on the number of months between the debuts of VH1's "The Fabulous Life of Mary-Kate and Ashley" and E!'s "True Hollywood Story: The Decadent Downfall of the Olsen Twins."
- Said a tearful good-bye to all of our posters and replaced them with collages of baby Emma from "Friends." Here's to new beginnings!
- Not a damn thing. I'm still waiting for a thank-you note for the edible underwear I sent them on their 15th birthdays.
- Added the new crown jewel twin-sister act to my Photoshopped fake-celebrity porn/spam empire.
and the Number 1 Way We Celebrated the Olsen Twins' 18th Birthdays...
- Came up out of the basement for some well-earned sunshine and fresh underwear.
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- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 1 (4th #1) Website
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 3
- Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 4
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5 Website
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- List moderator
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Topic
- Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
- Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- Honorable Mention list name
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- THP Orchestra, Toronto, Canada -- Ambience (explanation)
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