The Top 5 Mistakes Made by Dumb Kidnappers

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June 15, 2004

The Top 5 Mistakes Made by Dumb Kidnappers

"It's called kidNAPping because you have to wait for the kid to go to sleep before you can grab him."
Asking for "seventeen bucks -- in large bills."
Answering the detective's question with "No, I haven't seen Billy since he was walking home from school alone through the dark alley behind the abandoned warehouse on Tuesday."
Kidnapping Pat Sajak and demanding the ransom be paid in vowels.
and the Number 1 Mistake Made by Dumb Kidnappers...
"Dear Mr. Clinton. We have your wife...."

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Selected from 131 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 1 (10th #1)
Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 2
Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 4
Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
Bryan Wendeln, Raleigh, NC -- 5
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 5
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- List moderator
Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Website
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- HM list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Chumbawamba, Leeds, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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