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Keepin' it real -- or whatever.
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June 16, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
You might have heard that doily diva Martha Stewart
is in a bit of trouble, due to her having taken part in
some stock trading that the SEC claims was illegal.
Click here to learn more on Martha's plight!
What most people don't realize is that this isn't
the first time Martha's been in hot water...
The Top 15 Other Grave Mistakes
Martha Stewart Has Made
- Put out a plate of Girl Scout cookies at her 11th birthday party, then told everyone she'd spent all morning baking.
- Dressed a 7-Eleven hot dog with Grey Poupon and mango salsa.
- Dedicated an entire show to sphincter-tightening exercises.
- Giant floral centerpiece on her dining room table is made entirely of old, unpaid parking citations.
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