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June 16, 2004


The Top 5 Things Overheard
at the Pearly Gates


    1. "Well I'll be damned, the Mormons had it nailed. No, seriously, I'll be damned."

    2. "My dear Mother Teresa, for the umpteenth time: We're fine! There's nothing you can do to help us here. We've got it covered. Gabriel here will walk you back to your cabana. Now PLEASE just try to relax and enjoy the place."

    3. "Hey, St. Augustus! Come check out these totals -- looks like we're inducting a new masturbation champ!"

    4. "I'm sorry, but the correct response to 'What is the one true faith?' should've been 'voodoo.' Oh, hell, I'm just kidding, Father, come on in."

      and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the Pearly Gates...

    5. "You say your husband said that if you were ever unfaithful to him he'd turn over in his grave? Oh, you must mean 'Pinwheel' Smith."

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Selected from 129 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 1 (20th #1)
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 2 Website
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3 Website
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 4
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 5
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- List moderator, Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • David Gates, Tulsa, OK -- Ambience   (explanation)

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