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June 16, 2005
The Top 10 Ways Michael Jackson
Can Repair His Image
- Put on a happy face -- the one that's been in storage since the trial started.
- Turn back time by re-installing nose #14 from September 1989.
- Invade Iraq. Hey, it worked for you-know-who.
- Use his masculine charms to woo Katie away from Tom.
- Hire Phil Spector to produce killer new album.
- Same way he repairs his face: spackle, bailing twine, duct tape, Super Glue and a trowel.
- Step one: Find that other friggin' glove.
- A public slapping-around of Macaulay Culkin would be a good start.
- Change the name Neverland to Never-Been-Convicted-Yet-
for-Bending-Little-Boys-Over-Like-a-Willow-Tree-in-an-
86-Mile-An-Hour-Wind Land.
and the Number 1 Way Michael Jackson Can Repair His Image...
- Quit hanging out with lawyers.
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Selected from 124 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 2
- Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad -- 3
- Tom Louderback, Boston, MA -- 4
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 5
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 5
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 5
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 5 Website
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 6
- Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH -- 7
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 9
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 9
- Brian Berry, Napoleon, OH -- 9
- Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 10
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- Topic Hall of Famer
- Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Aimee Mann, Richmond, VA -- Ambience (explanation)
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