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We're building the Andrea Doria out of balsa wood!
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June 20, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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The Top 13 Signs a Video Game Is Too Realistic
(Part II)
- Every time you attempt to take on the evil Church of Science empire, it files a lawsuit and gets a restraining order.
- After three hours of "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City" you decide to watch a little TV -- only to discover that you're the lead story on "America's Most Wanted."
- Ms. Pac-Man refuses to do much of anything until her PMS eases up.
- Donkey Kong only seems to have two moves this time: throwing poop and masturbating.
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