The Top 5 Ways to Identify a Hybrid Man

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June 20, 2005

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The "macho man" is an endangered species, with
today's male adopting more "feminine" attributes
like creativity and sensitivity -- at least according
to a French study unveiled last week in Paris.

The Top 5 Ways to Identify a Hybrid Man

Longs for a TV show in which Oprah and Dr. Phil beat each other with folding chairs.
Catches the stripper's underwear, then folds it.
Reflexively says, "Those are fake," whenever Pamela Anderson is on the TV.
Cries when Bambi's mother gets shot, but only because he's sad all that venison goes to waste.
and the Number 1 Way to Identify a Hybrid Man...
He can belch the lyrics to any Jewel song.

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Selected from 114 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 1 (22nd #1)
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 3
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 4
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 5
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
The Kinks, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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