June 20, 1996
The Top 20 Least Impressive Mafia Nicknames
- Vinny "The Cosmotologist" Scandaliotta
- Leo "The Raging Codependent" Pacioni
- Alphonse "The Senator" D'Amato
- Herbie "The Accountant" Schwartz
- Rocco "The Rotarian" Manera
- Frankie "Right Turn on Red" Ragusa
- Warren "The Webmaster" Larotta
- Floyd "The Barber" Barboni
- Angelo "Spastic Colon" Gasdrulli
- Mario "The Italian Scallion" Cipolla
- Mikey "Rubber Glove" Spinetti
- Carmine "The Lovely Swan" Carpecci
- Nick "Paper-Cut" Carlucci
- Bobby "You Wan' Fries Wid Dat?" Minera
- Enzo "I Didn't Mean Nothing By That" Garelli
- Jimmy "The Guy Who Scratches His Fingernails on the Chalkboard" Genarro
- Vito "Shaved Back" Laroo
- Tony "The Chia Pet" Gravano
- The Hitman Formerly Known As Vince
and the Number 1 Least Impressive Mafia Nickname...
- Vinnie "Say It With Flowers" LaRosa
Selected from 163 submissions by 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 1
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 2
- Marc Cukier, Toronto, Canada -- 2
- Tom Louderback, Breckenridge, CO -- 3
- Stephen Pace, Houston, TX -- 4
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA -- 5
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA -- 6, 18, Topic
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA -- 7, 15
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 8 (Hall of Famer)
- Dave George, Arlington, VA -- 9
- Joel McClure, Sterling Heights, MI -- 10
- Tim Blankenbaker, Washington, DC -- 11
- Mick McLean, Laramie, WY -- 12
- Sterling Smith, Houston, TX -- 13
- Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA -- 14 (Hall of Famer)
- Rebecca Smith, Dallas, TX -- 16
- Greg Sherwin, San Francisco, CA -- 17
- Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- 18
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA -- 19
- Sam Maranto, Baltimore, MD -- 20
- Chris White, San Diego, CA -- List moderator
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